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The design is on the back, so people read it as you walk away from another questionable situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your situationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackprint design, because some things hit harder from behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Next question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously though, if you know someone who keeps falling for the wrong people and has a sense of humor about it, this is the move. It says \"I see you, I accept you, and I'm mildly concerned for your wellbeing.\" Way better than a self-help book they'll never read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo your therapist, probably. To anyone who's survived the dating trenches, it's just the truth printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back of the shirt. It's a backprint, so people get the full message as you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. 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