{"product_id":"i-like-it-raw-sashimi-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Like It Raw Sashimi Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Like It Raw Sashimi Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who appreciate good fish and even better wordplay. Full-color sashimi spread on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. You know exactly what it means, and so does everyone at the sushi bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSushi nerds. People who know the difference between sashimi and nigiri and will correct you about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for whoever orders omakase and makes eye contact while doing it. The kind of person who sends it to the group chat with zero context because the joke does its own heavy lifting. If you have to explain it, this one's not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Not the see-through stuff you got free at a charity 5K.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're making a statement, not auditioning for a V-neck catalog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed for color that doesn't ghost after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift for the friend who sends you sushi reels at 2am and whose humor you never have to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt lands with foodies. It lands with people who appreciate a well-placed wink. And it lands with anyone who likes a shirt that does two things at once without trying too hard. Wrap it or don't. The I Like It Raw Sashimi Tee does the talking either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"I Like It Raw\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about sashimi. There's a full sashimi spread right on the front. If you're reading something else into it, that's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Like It Raw Sashimi Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print won't crack, peel, or fade into nothing after a few washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick your side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a shirt about sashimi. 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