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It plays especially well on coffee-obsessed women and caffeinated gay men, but honestly, the joke is universal if you're not a coward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a choice and this shirt already made enough choices for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives your washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a safe Secret Santa pick. But for your best friend, your partner, or the coworker you actually like? The I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, put on immediately, and photographed for the group chat. Pair it with a bag of good beans and you've got the most on-brand care package possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. The fit is relaxed, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. 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