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You just walk away and let the text do the work behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway from 2009\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because this isn't a V-neck kind of joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up longer than most of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e so people read it as you leave, which is honestly the perfect delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is the best gift they'll get all year. For the wrong person, you'll never hear the end of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who this is for. The friend who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM. The partner whose humor makes strangers uncomfortable. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they won't. Don't risk it. Get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the ceiling fan shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the classic \"I like my X like I like my Y\" joke format with the punchline deliberately left out. Whatever you thought of first? That's the joke. We just sell the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The text is printed on the back of the shirt. You walk away, people read it. Perfect comedic timing without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds up well over time. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and hang dry if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on what punchline your brain filled in. We just printed the setup. 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