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That's the sweet spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (big people have dark senses of humor too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're not that complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and won't crack, peel, or fade into a sad ghost of itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText-only design\u003c\/strong\u003e, clean and minimal. Just the words doing all the work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's kind of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beauty of this shirt is the deniability. There's no punchline printed, so if someone fills in the blank and gets upset, that's between them and their own brain. You're just standing there in a shirt about home appliances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the ceiling fan shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a classic \"I like my X like I like my Y\" setup with no punchline. Your brain fills in the rest. We're not going to explain it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the ink into the fabric. 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