I Like Older Women Tee (Black)

The I Like Older Women Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's honest about their preferences and doesn't care who knows. Black heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and blunt enough to save you the awkward introduction. You know what you like, and now your shirt does too.

Who's actually buying this?

People with taste and absolutely no shame.

Maybe you're the friend who always had a thing for your buddy's mom and never hid it well. Maybe you just think it's funny. Either way, this shirt handles the announcement so you don't have to, which is probably better for everyone involved.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because preferences don't discriminate by size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through every wash
• Black. Obviously.

Is this a good gift?

One of the best.

This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I support it." Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If you're buying this for yourself, respect. Self-awareness looks good on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Like Older Women shirt soft?

Yes. It's heavyweight cotton, but soft. Not cardboard.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?

It's DTG printed, so no. The colors hold up through regular washing.

Can I actually wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your comfort level.

Is this actually funny or just cringe?

Depends entirely on your delivery. The shirt does its part.