{"product_id":"i-like-skinny-girls-but-id-never-turn-down-a-fattie-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for anyone whose dating standards peaked at \"breathing.\" Retro sticker artwork on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. The shirt equivalent of an honest dating profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guy at the bar who announces things about himself nobody asked to hear. The kind of person who thinks radical honesty is a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you or someone you love has absolutely no filter, this is the uniform. The design sits on the back of the shirt, which means people only get the full picture as you're walking away. Perfect comedic timing, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can take a beating and a bad decision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because not everything needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, for people who clearly have trouble choosing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gag gift. It's also an incredible gift for someone who will wear it completely unironically, which is funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, birthdays, secret Santa with coworkers you actually like. Pair it with a straight face and let the back do the talking. This is adult humor for grown-ups who never fully grew up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so people won't know what's coming until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much every body type. Which, given the shirt's message, feels appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top of it. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and this thing outlasts most of your decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends who you ask. The only person catching strays here is the one wearing it. 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