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It's self-incriminating humor, which is the only kind worth wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives your dryer and your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (inclusive sizing, unlike the wearer)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gag Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or that friend who says things out loud that everyone else only thinks. The joke is on the wearer, not on anyone else. It's a self-own printed on cotton. And it's a real shirt that actually fits well and holds up, not some disposable gas station novelty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the graphic stays put through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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