{"product_id":"i-like-tall-blondes-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Like Tall Blondes Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Like Tall Blondes tee from Unethical Threads is a row of tall golden pint glasses under three very loaded words. Your mind went somewhere. The beer brought it back. A beer pun tee for craft beer lovers who like their humor on tap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made bar humor a personality trait. If you've ever ranked your local taproom's IPA list with the seriousness of a wine sommelier, this drinking shirt is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks at breweries, backyard BBQs, and any family gathering where you want your aunt to squint at your chest for five seconds before she gets it. Pairs well with a cold pint and zero explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes (looking at you, every $8 tee ever made)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay put, not flake off like your friend's commitment to Dry January\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and honestly it's better than another growler they'll forget to return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Like Tall Blondes tee is the rare gag gift that people actually wear. Works for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, or any occasion where a gift card feels lazy but a $200 bar tab feels excessive. It says \"I know what you like\" without having to wrap a six-pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Like Tall Blondes tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or fade into a mystery after a few wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your soul (or your wardrobe, if you're less dramatic).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about beer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork is a lineup of pint glasses. Draw your own conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a brewery?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can, and you should. 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