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Either way, it says what your dating profile won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, tall guys, we thought of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this shirt is already doing enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, though your dating strategy might not survive the cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've got a sense of humor and a short girlfriend, this is a layup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Valentine's Day if you're feeling brave, or honestly just a random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. Just make sure the recipient actually dates short people. Otherwise you're handing someone a lie they have to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Like Tall Girls shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I LIKE TALL GIRLS\" in large text on top, with \"put on your heels\" underneath as the punchline. Text only, no graphics or logos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing keeps the text sharp through every wash. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a men's or women's shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex. Anyone can wear it. The joke works regardless of who's reading it off your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot unless flirting is a felony. The joke is playful, not mean. 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