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This shirt is just that energy, printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives your questionable life choices and your washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts most of the relationships this shirt is about\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift without consequences?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on whether the recipient can laugh at being accurately described. If your partner treats their own red flags like inside jokes, they'll love it. If they need to believe they're the exception, get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso works for the friend who's perpetually in a situationship or the coworker who treats their coffee order like a personality trait. Anyone who's made \"regrettable by 10AM\" a lifestyle will appreciate being seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever situationship inspired the purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCurrently available in black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back, so nobody reads it while you're facing them. 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