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Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate the first time your dryer gets ambitious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that holds color wash after wash, longer than most of your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Give it to someone you love the way you love coffee: obsessively, destructively, and with full knowledge that it's not good for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or the \"sorry I'm like this\" genre of apology gifts. Bonus points if the recipient actually drinks too much coffee. Double bonus if they're the reason you drink too much coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Wash it normally and it'll outlast whatever situationship inspired you to buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It feels like wearing an apology you're actually proud of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your coworkers have a sense of humor, absolutely. If HR has already flagged you once this quarter, maybe save it for weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate as a Valentine's Day gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the most honest Valentine's Day gift you'll ever give. 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