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This is the shirt for the person who walks up to a stranger at a bar and opens with something this corny, fully aware it's corny, and somehow makes it work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also for people who would never do that in a million years but want everyone to think they might.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like it means business (even if you don't)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, so nobody's left out of this bad decision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing complicated. Just like your pickup game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually survives the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because committing to one color is a lot to ask of someone who can't remember their own phone number\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy. Works for the friend who thinks they're smoother than they are, the coworker who makes everyone groan at happy hour, or the partner whose sense of humor is the only reason you kept their number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it, hand it over, watch them immediately put it on. No sizing stress either. Relaxed unisex fit means you just need a ballpark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Relaxed unisex fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the color locked in through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your office has a ping pong table, probably fine. If it has a dress code, maybe save it for Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the fabric like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a substantial feel. 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