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Both reactions are correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives your post-workout everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even for the guy who's been bulking since 2019)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for people who do cardio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your gym membership\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull design on the back, so your spotter gets the best view\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who lifts?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they deadlift and laugh at the same things you do, this is a no-brainer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"I know exactly who you are\" without a card. The I Love BDSM Bench Press Deadlift Squat Military Press Tee works for birthdays, gym anniversaries, or honestly any Tuesday. Fair warning: your aunt will Google the acronym.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does BDSM stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBench Press, Deadlift, Squat, Military Press. The four compound lifts. That's it. That's the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print. The jacked rhinos and all the text sit across the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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