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It reads exactly the way you want it to read from across the weight room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, 4XL. Bulking season has representation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks are a lifestyle choice we're not making for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment), so the ink is in the fabric and the rhinos stay jacked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gym shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton that handles chalk dust, sweat, and questionable life choices. But honestly, it works just as well at a brewery or a family reunion where you've already accepted that Aunt Carol has opinions about your wardrobe. The cartoon rhinos carry a certain authority that text-only shirts just don't have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does BDSM stand for on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBench Press, Deadlift, Squat, Military Press. The four compound lifts that actually matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size whether you're cutting or in a committed relationship with carbs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG print, meaning the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to the gym?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. 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