I Love To Finger Paint I'm Paint Tee

The I Love To Finger Paint I'm Paint Tee from Unethical Threads is a matching couples shirt for people whose love language involves getting a little messy. If you have to ask what the joke is, this one isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been together long enough that subtlety died years ago. This is the couple that holds hands in public and makes everyone else uncomfortable. The I Love To Finger Paint set is for partners who treat innuendo like a love language and gift-giving like a competitive sport.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you put it through (we're talking laundry, relax)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because this joke works on every body type
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in, not peeling off after three washes like a cheap bumper sticker
• Machine washable, though the memories of wearing this in public are permanent

Is this actually a good couples gift?

It's a great couples gift. This is the move for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any time you want to remind your partner exactly what you bring to the table. It lands way harder than a candle or a gift card. Honestly, if your significant other doesn't laugh at this, you might have bigger problems than gift selection.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this come as a set or do I buy each shirt separately?

Each shirt is sold separately so you can grab the right size for each person. Pick up the I Love To Finger Paint tee here and the I'm Paint tee on its own listing.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no fading, no sad peeling situation.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We say yes. Your in-laws might disagree.