{"product_id":"i-love-my-girlfriends-bush-tee","title":"I Love My Girlfriend's Bush Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Love My Girlfriend's Bush tee is exactly what you think it is. Unethical Threads made this one for couples who treat inappropriate humor as a love language. Wear it to brunch. See what happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMostly boyfriends with a death wish and a good sense of humor. But also girlfriends buying it for their guy because they think it's hilarious and want to watch his mom's face at Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a power move either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a paper towel with a neck hole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're inappropriate, not a V-neck guy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts most relationships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e We know that shouldn't need saying, but here we are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If your partner's humor runs in this direction, this is one of those gifts that gets a real laugh, not a polite one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnniversary, Valentine's Day, random Tuesday because you saw it and couldn't help yourself. All valid. Just know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing holds color through repeated washes. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it's not required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my girlfriend's parents?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can do whatever you want. We just sell the shirt. But honestly, we'd pay to see their reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage with basic care. Wash cold, tumble dry low. It's heavyweight cotton, not tissue paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":42307526295634,"sku":"GBushes-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":42307526328402,"sku":"GBushes-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":42307526361170,"sku":"GBushes-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":42307526393938,"sku":"GBushes-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":42307526426706,"sku":"GBushes-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":42307526459474,"sku":"GBushes-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":42307526492242,"sku":"GBushes-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Love_My_Girlfriend_s_Bush_Tee.jpg?v=1771509515","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-love-my-girlfriends-bush-tee","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}