{"product_id":"i-love-the-earth-thats-why-i-bury-my-bodies-here-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Love The Earth Thats Why I Bury My Bodies Here Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Love The Earth Thats Why I Bury My Bodies Here Tee is Unethical Threads at its most unhinged. Part environmentalist statement, part crime scene confession, all heavyweight cotton. If your sense of humor has ever cleared a room, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who compost and consume true crime content at the same rate. This one is for anyone with strong opinions about both soil quality and podcast murder cases. The overlap between \"dedicated environmentalist\" and \"alarmingly funny\" is narrow, but the people in it are fully committed. If your gardening jokes have ever gotten nervous laughter, you already belong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not like a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're making questionable jokes, not questionable neckline choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay locked in through every wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, because at least one thing in your life should be predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, absolutely. For the wrong person, it's a cry for help. If your giftee binges true crime shows, makes jokes that land between clever and concerning, or thinks Earth Day needs more edge, this is the one. Everyone else gets socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for everyone with a dark enough sense of humor to pull it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your love for the earth (and its burial potential) stays vibrant through every cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt really about the environment?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. The word \"earth\" is just pulling double duty here. We support the planet. We also support jokes about the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the fabric like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough for all day, sturdy enough for whatever you get up to out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if someone gets offended?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, but that says more about them than the shirt. Check our return policy for details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379655741522,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379655774290,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379655807058,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379655839826,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379655872594,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379655905362,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379655938130,"sku":"LoveEarthBodies-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Love_The_Earth_Thats_Why_I_Bury_My_Bodies_Here_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777149420","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-love-the-earth-thats-why-i-bury-my-bodies-here-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}