{"product_id":"i-made-her-squirt-for-this-shirt-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Made Her Squirt For This Shirt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Made Her Squirt For This Shirt Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when someone's biggest flex comes with a crew neck. A trophy for achievements that probably should have stayed private, printed on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think oversharing is a competitive sport. This is the shirt for the person who did something allegedly impressive and immediately decided the whole room needed to hear about it. It's not subtle, it's not trying to be, and honestly, subtlety was never really on the table here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your alleged achievements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because at least one thing about this should be traditional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts most of your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if you know exactly who it's for. Think bachelor parties, that friend with zero filter, or the person whose texts you'd never screenshot because they'd get you both canceled. This is a \"saw it and immediately thought of you\" purchase with surgical precision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt really say what I think it says?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. No hidden meaning, no subtlety, no plausible deniability. It says exactly what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Made Her Squirt For This Shirt Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically anyone with the nerve to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and you're good. Your reputation is a separate problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. 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