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The design sits on the back, so it hits best when you're walking away from someone who just read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up and feels substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks try too hard for a shirt like this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Front is blank. Rear view is where the magic happens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to hand them a shirt about cum, yes. It's a power move for the friend with no filter and no savings. Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want the gift to say \"I know exactly who you are.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll-caps white text across the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Whoever walks behind you gets the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not on top of it. The colors hold up through repeated washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on where you work and how much you value continued employment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42536979071058,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42536979103826,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42536979136594,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42536979169362,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42536979202130,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42536979234898,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42536979267666,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42536979300434,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42536979333202,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42536979365970,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42536979398738,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42536979431506,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42536979464274,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42536979497042,"sku":"IMayBeLowIncomeB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_May_Be_Low_Income_But_Ill_Never_Be_Low_In_Cum__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1785868333","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-may-be-low-income-but-ill-never-be-low-in-cum-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}