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The kind of shirt that separates the people who get it from the people who absolutely do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that outlasts your checking account balance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (your body type is not our business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid through every questionable wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk,\u003c\/strong\u003e because at least one thing in your life should be predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift. Specifically for the friend who over-shares at dinner, your broke roommate who somehow always has a date, or yourself after payday (all $47 of it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, white elephant, divorce parties. Honestly, if someone in your life sees the I May Be Low Income But Ill Never Be Low In Cum tee and you don't immediately think of them, you don't know them well enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. That's the whole point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads looking for something tasteful, you took a very wrong turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type. 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