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The back-facing kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your weekend and whatever your weekend involves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the front stays clean, the back does the heavy lifting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back, because you like to leave an impression on the way out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. For the friend with no filter, the partner who thinks subtlety is a character flaw, or whoever you're trying to make choke laughing at the gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it, hand it over, and let the shirt do the work. No card needed. The back of this tee says everything you were thinking but had too much dignity to say yourself. Lucky for you, the shirt has no dignity at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank. Everyone behind you gets the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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