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If you've ever said something at a dinner table that made the whole room go silent and then doubled down, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for everyone and their audacity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing revolutionary, just correct.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays vivid. Your commitment to the bit should outlast your relationships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, because you're probably going to need that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is the best gift they get all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the wrong person, it's an HR complaint. Know your audience. The I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On You Tee pairs well with someone who has a filthy sense of humor and texts back things that would get most people fired. Valentine's Day, birthdays, white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. It lands every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, go with your usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing means the colors hold. The joke stays sharp even if you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. 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