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It's for the one whose friends already know what they're about, and whose sense of humor runs a few exits past \"appropriate.\" The back print means you walk into any room looking perfectly normal and leave a lasting impression on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (because you're classy like that)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back. Front stays clean for plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you've ever given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of present that says \"I know exactly who you are and I respect it.\" Perfect for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or any situation where you want to make someone laugh so hard they can't be mad at you. Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. You know your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back of the shirt. 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