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The kind of shirt you throw on for a family barbecue when it's not your family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrewneck collar (the classiest thing about this shirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put even if your dignity doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, because the punchline hits harder from behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Actually Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels too impersonal and a normal shirt feels too boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, birthdays, White Elephant, or just because you want to watch someone's face when they unfold it. Fair warning: the recipient's mom might have opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color over time. This joke isn't fading anytime soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDefine appropriate. It's a shirt. 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