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Works at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere your reputation is already beyond saving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway from 2009\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because shamelessness comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (keeps the focus on the text, not your chest hair)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your dignity has faded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, though nothing will clean your conscience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's a perfect gift for someone who can take a joke, and an even better one for someone who can't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a person whose sense of humor lives permanently in the gutter, this is the move. Pair it with a straight face when they open it. That's the real gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing process embeds the ink into the fabric, so the colors hold up through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. 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