{"product_id":"i-may-not-go-down-in-history-but-ill-go-down-on-your-sister-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I May Not Go Down In History But Ill Go Down On Your Sister Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I May Not Go Down In History tee from Unethical Threads puts the punchline where it belongs: across your back. You walk away, the joke lands behind you. No explanation needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in humor, not propriety. The kind of person who says the thing everyone else is thinking, then turns around so you can read the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt works at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere your presence is already on thin ice. The back print format means you deliver the line by leaving. It's a whole exit strategy printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your sister's boyfriend can wear it too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text stays sharp without cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull back print with a small collar detail up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is the funniest thing you could hand them. For the wrong person, it's evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know which one your friend is. If they laugh at stuff they probably shouldn't, wrap it up and enjoy the reaction. Works for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or just because you want to watch someone's face light up before their mom's face doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe main design is printed across the back of the shirt. There's a small text detail near the collar. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart on the product page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up to washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that depends on how comfortable you are with strangers reading your back and reconsidering their life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. 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