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Works at barbecues, bars, and anywhere people have a sense of humor about the things they shouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this energy comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing fancy up top to compete with what's on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle and your questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull back print\u003c\/strong\u003e, delivering the punchline to everyone behind you so you don't have to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually gift this to someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you know your audience. This is a top-tier gift for the friend who's already said worse out loud at dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever made a joke that cleared half a room and delighted the other half, this is their shirt. If they blush at a double entendre, get them a candle. You know which friend this is for. Trust that instinct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT ON YOU? ABSOLUTELY.\" All caps, all confidence, printed across the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything printed on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. Clean front, chaos in the back. The way nature intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Follow the care label and it holds its shape. Ignore the care label and that's between you and the dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends on how fast the person behind you reads. It's suggestive, not explicit. 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