{"product_id":"i-must-be-an-18-year-old-in-2001-the-way-im-ready-to-die-for-bush-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush Tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: putting something on a shirt that makes you laugh, wince, and then check if your mom is watching. Two readings, both correct, both awful. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who remember 2001 with the exact wrong kind of clarity. If you were old enough to feel the recruiting-office energy but young enough to still be joking about it twenty-five years later, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElder millennials who process entire historical eras through increasingly specific puns. It's a coping mechanism and a fashion choice. Mostly the first one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that outlasts your early-2000s political opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S-4XL, because regret comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color holds up longer than your patriotic bumper sticker phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you actually know the person. This is not a \"funny mug for the office Secret Santa\" situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a \"you both laughed at the same deeply specific meme at 2am and now you share a bond that can never be explained to outsiders\" gift. If the recipient was alive in 2001 and has a sense of humor about the whole era, you're golden. If they weren't, stick with a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I Must Be An 18 Year Old In 2001 The Way I'm Ready To Die For Bush.\" The full line, nothing abbreviated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. Different people will take issue with different parts of it. That's half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42767451750482,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42767451783250,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42767451816018,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42767451848786,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42767451881554,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42767451914322,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42767451947090,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42767451979858,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42767452012626,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42767452045394,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42767452078162,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42767452110930,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42767452143698,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42767452176466,"sku":"IMustbeAn18YearsOldIn2001F-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Must_Be_An_18_Year_Old_In_2001_The_Way_Im_Ready_To_Die_For_Bush_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790671050","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-must-be-an-18-year-old-in-2001-the-way-im-ready-to-die-for-bush-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}