{"product_id":"i-need-beer-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Need Beer Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Need Beer tee from Unethical Threads is a fuel gauge buried on E, printed right across the back of the shirt. Your blood-alcohol level presented as a dashboard warning light. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever looked at their life and thought \"running on fumes\" was too generous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your friends already know your tank is empty before you say a word, this just makes the diagnosis official. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the intervention they're definitely planning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive a night you won't remember\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (classic, not trying too hard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your liver\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the people behind you deserve fair warning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this actually get me a free beer?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt should.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo guarantees, but if the bartender sees a fuel gauge on E and doesn't at least crack a smile, you're at the wrong bar. This is the kind of shirt that pays for itself in sympathy pours. Makes a solid gift for the friend who always \"needs just one more.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. The I Need Beer graphic is a back print design. The front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers, so the print stays locked in through the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on where you work. If your office has a kegerator, you're golden. If it has an HR department, maybe save it for Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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