{"product_id":"i-need-beer-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Need Beer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Need Beer tee from Unethical Threads puts a fuel gauge on your chest with the needle flatlined past E. Consider it a clinical diagnosis: you are critically, dangerously beer-deficient. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat beer like a vital sign. If your friends have ever staged an intervention at a brewery, or you consider running on empty a legitimate medical emergency, this is your uniform. The fuel gauge graphic reads from across the room, which matters because you're wearing this to every cookout and happy hour for the foreseeable future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually holds up. Not the tissue-paper stuff that falls apart in three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe. Room to drink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. We're not reinventing geometry here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the fuel gauge stays crisp no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your preferred background for a medical emergency.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has a fridge that's 60% beer and a personality to match, the I Need Beer tee is the most honest gift you'll ever give them. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL means you don't need to overthink sizing. Just pick their color and let the shirt do the diagnosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Need Beer tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the most appropriate gift for a beer lover. No guesswork, no subtlety, just a fuel gauge that says exactly what they're thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly people who don't drink beer. 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