{"product_id":"i-need-head-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Need Head Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Need Head tee from Unethical Threads puts a headless stick-figure pictogram and the words NEED HEAD on the back of your shirt, styled like official safety signage. Crude humor in bureaucratic format. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a gag gift or do people actually wear it?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. The I Need Head tee is a top-tier bachelor party gag gift, a birthday present for the friend with no filter, or just a shirt for people who treat daily life like a bit. The sign parody format keeps it just ambiguous enough that you can claim deniability in mixed company. Until someone actually reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't thin out and betray you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design holds its color instead of cracking like a gas station bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBackprint design\u003c\/strong\u003e, which means you can walk away from any conversation and still make your point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. The I Need Head tee is not for your company retreat or school pickup. It is perfect for cookouts, bar crawls, bachelor parties, and anywhere adults gather to make questionable decisions. If someone reads the back of your shirt and gets uncomfortable, you probably weren't going to be friends anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the I Need Head tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA headless stick-figure pictogram with NEED HEAD underneath, styled like an official safety sign. The design is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good for a bachelor party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The sign parody format is funny without being a full essay on the back of your shirt, which makes it one of the better bachelor party tees out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric rather than sitting on top. 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