{"product_id":"i-need-moral-support-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Need Moral Support Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Need Moral Support Tee from Unethical Threads has I NEED MORAL SUPPORT printed across the back, except a hand-drawn red X crosses out the M, so it actually reads I NEED ORAL SUPPORT. The front is blank. You look perfectly normal coming, deeply honest going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who gave up on subtlety and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is gag-gift royalty. Bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, white elephant exchanges, or just a regular Tuesday for anyone whose whole thing is making people read their back twice. Available in black or white. The design sits on the back only, so you walk into every room looking completely innocent before the reveal happens behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front is blank for maximum plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe blank front buys you about three seconds of looking approachable before someone reads your back. If you need a shirt you can wear around your in-laws, keep scrolling. If you're the person who makes the whole room look twice, you already know this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads I NEED MORAL SUPPORT with a red X crossing out the M, so it says I NEED ORAL SUPPORT. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS to 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. Perfect for bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, white elephant exchanges, or birthdays for people who don't embarrass easily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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