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The I Need Therapy I Have A Wife And A Credit Card tee isn't a cry for help. It's an accurate financial disclosure printed on the back of a shirt, in black or white, because apparently he can't say no to that either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives the wash better than your savings survive the home goods aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because poor financial decisions don't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than your checking account balance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, front is blank (plausible deniability from the front, full confession from behind)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a husband?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift for a husband. Especially from a wife who already knows exactly what she married.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for Father's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when you both need to laugh at the joint account statement. Also a solid self-purchase, which, let's be honest, is extremely on-brand for the person this shirt describes. He saw it. He didn't need it. He bought it anyway. Some things never change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads \"I NEED THERAPY I HAVE A WIFE AND A CREDIT CARD\" in stacked text. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. You look perfectly normal from the front. The confession lands on whoever is behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of wives?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The joke is about the husband's inability to say no. His wife is doing fine. 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