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The I Need Therapy I Have A Wife And A Credit Card Tee is the uniform of a guy who knows exactly what he's doing and has no plans to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives the wash better than your bank account survives a weekend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you've already stuck yours out far enough financially\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the text stays sharp long after your credit limit doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift from a wife who knows exactly what's happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when the statement hits. This shirt says \"I see you, I love you, and I am fully aware of every purchase you made this month.\" Wives love giving this one because the joke is affectionate, not bitter. Self-purchase is also extremely on-brand for the target demographic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the design sharp wash after wash. The text will outlast your savings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. 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