{"product_id":"i-never-wipe-my-a-because-i-dont-let-sht-bother-me-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Never Wipe My A** Because I Don't Let Sh*t Bother Me Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Never Wipe My Ass Because I Don't Let Shit Bother Me tee is an Unethical Threads backprint that turns crude bathroom wordplay into a walking philosophy. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you gets the full sermon while you walk away clean. Text only, black or white, no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose sense of humor peaked around age 12 and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the friend who drops the worst joke at dinner and still gets the biggest laugh. If your comedy instincts make HR nervous, welcome home. It does well at tailgates, poker nights, and anywhere the dress code is \"questionable.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a gas station costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text won't crack, peel, or ghost after washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front stays clean. Make of that what you will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands perfectly for the person who already says worse things out loud at the table. Secret Santa, White Elephant, birthdays where you've given up pretending to be thoughtful. Just maybe skip your boss. Unless your boss is cool. You know your boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"I NEVER WIPE MY ASS BECAUSE I DON'T LET SHIT BOTHER ME\" printed across the upper back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The front is blank. All the action is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. 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