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Throw it on anywhere you want to filter out people who take themselves too seriously, because your friends will love it and your mother-in-law absolutely will not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks didn't earn this joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the text into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText-only design. The words do all the heavy lifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's a perfect gift for anyone whose personality is at least 60% crude jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. If the person you're buying for has ever told a poop joke at a dinner party with complete confidence, hit add to cart. Fair warning though: if they don't laugh, you overestimated the friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That's the point. If bathroom humor isn't your thing, we've got plenty of other designs that might be a better fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, meaning it's printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. 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