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This is the shirt for people whose self-improvement journey took a hard left into realism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives your laundry habits and your existential dread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because despair knows no size chart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Clean front, all the damage on the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that holds color wash after wash. Your commitment to equal-opportunity hatred deserves ink that commits too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick based on which void you're staring into today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who's done pretending any day is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"sorry your job is like that\" occasions. The back print means they'll be broadcasting their whole philosophy to everyone behind them in line at the grocery store. Pair it with a coffee mug that says nothing, because you've already said enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things mysterious until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Follow the care instructions and it'll stay true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick whichever matches your current level of despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your workplace. 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