{"product_id":"i-pee-in-pools-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Pee In Pools Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Pee In Pools tee from Unethical Threads is the confession you didn't need to make out loud. And yet. A shameless graphic tee for pool criminals who've decided honesty is their only remaining virtue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've already committed the crime and figured they might as well own it. This is the pool party equivalent of a name tag that reads \"guilty.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs well with a cold beer, no shame, and that specific uncle energy everyone secretly respects. If you've ever made eye contact with someone in a pool and just known, this shirt is the handshake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a chlorine-soaked afternoon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're confessing, not reinventing fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design doesn't tap out after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, to match your moral flexibility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's a perfect gift for anyone who treats every body of water like their personal toilet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, \"sorry about your hot tub\" apology package. All valid. Just know you're handing someone a wearable confession, and that's a level of friendship most people never reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the I Pee In Pools shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the color holds up through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to be careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFully unisex with a relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to an actual pool?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnically yes. Whether you should is between you and whatever lifeguard has to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842327973970,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842328006738,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842328039506,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842328072274,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842328105042,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842328137810,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842328170578,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842328203346,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842328236114,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842328268882,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842328301650,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842328334418,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842328367186,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842328399954,"sku":"IPeeInPoolsF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Pee_In_Pools_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792710137","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-pee-in-pools-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}