{"product_id":"i-peg-good-boys-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Peg Good Boys Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Peg Good Boys Tee from Unethical Threads is for women who know exactly what they bring to the bedroom and aren't the least bit shy about advertising it. Kinky, direct, and not even a little bit sorry. Available in black or white on heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDominant women with a sense of humor and absolutely no interest in being subtle. If you've ever wanted to make a kinky power move while standing in line at the grocery store, this is the shirt. The I Peg Good Boys tee says everything without you having to open your mouth. Your sub will blush. Everyone else will either nod knowingly or suddenly find their phone very interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after a few washes (they should be reading the shirt, not through it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Runs true to size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually holds up. The words stay crisp even when things get messy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because dommes have range.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift if you know the person. Buy it for your partner, your kink-positive best friend, or honestly just yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not buy it for your mother-in-law. Unless you want to explain what pegging is over Thanksgiving dinner, in which case, go off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt mean what I think it means?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If you had to ask, you already knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Peg Good Boys tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It's not going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Whether your coworkers are emotionally prepared is not our department.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842341441618,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842341474386,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842341507154,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842341539922,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842341572690,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842341605458,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842341638226,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842341670994,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842341703762,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842341736530,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842341769298,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842341802066,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842341834834,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842341867602,"sku":"IPegGoodBoysF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Peg_Good_Boys_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792710483","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-peg-good-boys-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}