{"product_id":"i-ran-out-of-coke-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Ran Out Of Coke Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Ran Out Of Coke Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose personal supply crisis outranks every headline on the crawl. A tie-dye burnout, a baggie, and the only Iran take that matters. Priorities, sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who hear \"Iran\" on the news and immediately think of a completely different shortage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe checked-out friend. The one who watches zero cable news but could quote you a street price on anything fun without blinking. If your idea of foreign policy is deciding which country has the best party scene, the I Ran Out Of Coke Tee already speaks your language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like substance, not tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because burnouts come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut, nothing you need a manual for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your weekend doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print with a small collar text detail for the people who look closely (and they will)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly. That's sort of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pun lands in two directions and neither one is safe for your company all-hands. But if your people can handle a hippie holding a baggie on your chest, you're golden. Wear it to the cookout. Let it do the screening for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Ran Out Of Coke shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe full text reads \"IRAN THIS, IRAN THAT, ALL I KNOW IS I RAN OUT OF COKE\" with a graphic of a hippie burnout holding up a baggie. It's a pun. You get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed (direct to garment), so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. Turn inside out, cold wash, hang dry if you want to go the extra mile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about Iran?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Say it out loud. It's about running out of something far more personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to someone who'd laugh. This is a friendship litmus test, not a safe bet for the office gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42539839979602,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42539840012370,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42539840045138,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42539840077906,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42539840110674,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42539840143442,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42539840176210,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42539840208978,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42539840241746,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42539840274514,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42539840307282,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42539840340050,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42539840372818,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42539840405586,"sku":"IRanOutOfCokeF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Ran_Out_Of_Coke_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1786020041","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-ran-out-of-coke-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}