{"product_id":"i-ran-out-of-weed-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Ran Out Of Weed Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Ran Out Of Weed Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for people who hear international headlines and only register one crisis: their own supply. The full design lives on the back, punchline-first, with a blank front that says nothing because honestly neither do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in 1972 spiritually, even if they were born in 1998. If your idea of breaking news is finding out the jar is empty, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt pairs well with cargo shorts, Birkenstocks, and a complete inability to name your senator. The back print means the joke lands as you walk away from whatever conversation you've already checked out of. Which, let's be honest, is all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your attention span during a news broadcast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (the munchies are accounted for)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even burnouts deserve a clean neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts longer than your stash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull back print\u003c\/strong\u003e with small collar detail at the neck, blank front for plausible deniability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If someone in your life treats \"I ran out\" as a personal emergency, you already know what to get them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis works for birthdays, holidays, 4\/20, or any Tuesday where you need to prove you know someone better than their own mother does. It's also a solid self-purchase for anyone tired of pretending they care about geopolitics when they've got real problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on the back look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"Iran this, Iran that, all I know is I ran out of weed\" in red and white text, with a tie-dye hippie holding a small green baggie and a guitar at his feet. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly into the fabric. Follow basic care (cold wash, tumble dry low) and the colors hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the front of the shirt blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The full design is on the back with a small text detail at the collar. The front is intentionally blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about Iran the country?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a stoner pun. 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