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This is the shirt you wear when you love your friends but also want to publicly accuse them of something absurdly untrue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take whatever the night throws at it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, completely blank on the front (the front is minding its own business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your friend's patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gag gift you can buy for someone you want to hilariously accuse of something deeply untrue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to your groomsman, your college roommate, your brother who has never once taken things too far. Walk next to them in a crowd. The whole joke lives on the back, so they won't clock it until someone behind them starts losing it. Group photos from behind become instant legends. Just remember the arrow needs a target, so it only works when someone is standing beside the wearer. Grab two if you want to trade off who's accusing who.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the arrow on the back point at?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhoever is standing next to the wearer. The design is on the back of the shirt, so both the wearer and the target stay oblivious while everyone behind them gets the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. 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