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Self-deprecating, a little delusional, fully committed to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps its shape long after your dignity doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (your virtue is not size-limited)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because a V-neck would be trying too hard for someone who's \"not trying\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and readable from across the room, which is where most people will stay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift. Specifically for the friend who has rehearsed a TED Talk about why being single is actually a power move. Or the coworker who brings up \"choosing to focus on personal growth\" unprompted at every happy hour. They'll either love it or finally stop talking. Either way, you win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade like a screen print would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only person this shirt roasts is the person wearing it. 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