{"product_id":"i-saw-the-way-you-ate-that-hot-dog-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever locked eyes with someone at a cookout and just \u003cem\u003eknew\u003c\/em\u003e. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL. You saw what you saw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who pay attention. The ones standing by the grill with a drink in hand, quietly observing, cataloging information for later use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever made uncomfortable eye contact with someone mid-bite, this shirt was already yours. You just hadn't bought it yet. It's the kind of thing you wear to the next barbecue because you're not done being funny about the last one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your poker face did at that barbecue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some necklines should remain classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't fade, even if the memory won't either\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Gift or a Declaration?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. Give it to someone and watch them try to figure out if you're flirting, roasting them, or filing a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt pairs well with the taco version if you really want to commit to the bit. This is cookout season's most loaded compliment, printed on cotton. No one has ever received this shirt and felt neutral about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"I Saw The Way You Ate That Hot Dog\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt means exactly what you think it means. If you're confused, you probably eat hot dogs normally. Good for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll stay the same size as your audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family cookout?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your in-laws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a taco version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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