{"product_id":"i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Screw I Nut I Bolt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee is a mechanic's creed printed on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Three verbs, three pieces of hardware, zero plausible deniability. An Unethical Threads original for anyone whose hands are dirty and whose mind is dirtier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears the I Screw I Nut I Bolt shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMechanics, welders, machinists, and every guy who's ever whispered \"that's what she said\" in a Home Depot aisle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hardware on the graphic gives you just enough cover to wear this to a family cookout. Your uncle will love it. Your wife's aunt will pretend she doesn't see it. You both know she did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for real estate agents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic stays sharp instead of cracking and peeling like your buddy's marriage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs the I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for the person who already owns every socket set known to mankind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, birthdays, retirement parties for the shop foreman. If they've ever made an innuendo while holding a wrench, this shirt was made for them. Pair it with a six-pack and you've peaked as a gift-giver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Screw I Nut I Bolt tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your coworkers already make these jokes out loud, you're just putting it in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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