{"product_id":"i-see-your-problem-youre-stupid-funny-t-shirt","title":"I See Your Problem You're Stupid Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee from Unethical Threads is the sarcastic diagnosis you've been holding back at every meeting, help-desk call, and family dinner. Available in black or white, S through 4XL. Heavyweight cotton, because your patience might be thin but your shirt shouldn't be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIT professionals, teachers, parents, bartenders, and anyone who regularly explains obvious things to adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever stared at someone across a conference table wondering why you have to say this out loud, this is your uniform. The I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee is less about being mean and more about being accurate. Sometimes the diagnosis really is that simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a dryer sheet with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because a V-neck would send mixed signals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color stays locked in and legible. They'll be reading this for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to call them stupid to their face, you know them well enough to put it on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I See Your Problem You're Stupid tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped and immediately put on. Perfect for IT friends, coworkers who share a single brain cell, or anyone whose sense of humor HR hasn't gotten to yet. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric. Holds up through regular washing without cracking, peeling, or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers laugh at it, yes. If HR has already flagged your Slack messages, maybe save it for weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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