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You're already walking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle being the most interesting thing at the party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because commitment comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck cut (the shirt handles the weird part, the fit doesn't need to)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color outlasts your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull backprint design, meaning you only reveal yourself to people watching you leave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who smokes to the filter and lives without a shred of shame, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's specific enough to feel personal, crude enough to land, and real enough that they'll actually wear it. This isn't a gag gift that sits in a drawer for three years. It's a genuine shirt that happens to be filthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Smoke All The Way To The Butt shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe listing title is the clean version. The full backprint says a lot more, and none of it is subtle. Buy it or check the product photos if you want the whole picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. It's a full backprint, so the person walking behind you gets the complete experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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