{"product_id":"i-smoke-all-the-way-to-the-butt-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who don't quit at the filter. It's a commitment statement printed on heavyweight cotton, and if you need the double meaning explained, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who smoke down to the nub, metaphorically and otherwise. The type who finishes every plate, reads the terms and conditions, and never leaves a job half done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a lifestyle declaration for the thoroughly committed. You're not the person who takes two puffs and puts it out. You go all the way. Every time. The shirt just makes that official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, so what you order is what you get\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly, and that's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, if you're wearing the I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee, you already know your audience. This is not a shirt for job interviews or meeting the parents (first time, anyway). It's a shirt for cookouts, bar crawls, and anywhere else where the people around you have a sense of humor. The ones who don't were going to find a reason to be upset regardless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the I Smoke All The Way To The Butt Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is pre-shrunk, so it keeps its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow inappropriate is this shirt, really?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's suggestive enough to get a double take and funny enough that most people laugh instead of complain. Read the room, but most rooms have been fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's slightly roomy by design. 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