{"product_id":"i-suck-if-you-ask-nicely-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Suck If You Ask Nicely Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI Suck If You Ask Nicely\u003c\/strong\u003e tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint innuendo shirt for people with no shame and excellent manners. Four lines of text on the back, nothing on the front, the kind of offer you make to a room you're already walking away from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who flirt like they're filing a formal request. The shirt works whether you mean it literally, figuratively, or you just like watching strangers try to figure out which one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a backprint, so the person behind you gets the full experience while you get plausible deniability. Available in black or white, because your commitment to the bit shouldn't depend on your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, keeping it simple up top so the back can do the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade into a polite ghost of your former offer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, front is blank, maintaining full innocence from the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift for anyone whose sense of humor lives in the gutter but whose manners are impeccable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelorette parties, birthday presents for the friend who says the things everyone else only thinks, or just a treat for yourself because you earned it by being honest. Wrap it nicely. Ask politely. You know the drill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly innocent from the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Suck If You Ask Nicely tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. The relaxed fit means you don't need to size up unless you want extra room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage with a cold wash and tumble dry low. Don't boil it like pasta.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment to the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. 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